Dear Pickens
County Council,
I’m sorry,
but I have some bad news for Trey, Roy, Chris, Ensley, and Henry. You 5 are quite firmly on my naughty list
this year. I’ve checked it twice, and yep…there is all your names.
Alex, you
have no worries, you are firmly on my nice list and let’s keep it that way next
year too!
Now guys, I
know that all of you are really great guys and have the potential to do great
things, but I’ve been getting a lot of reports of your naughty behavior.
Especially raising the taxes on people. Shameful. So, I’m sending you the gift
I always send the ones on my naughty list... a bag of coal.
But guys, Conservatives of the Upstate tell me they actually think if you tried really hard you could
make it on my nice list for next year!
They told me
that if you would start being more transparent about your plans with them, and
if you would pass the resolution they turned over to you to promise to protect
their private property rights, and if you would stop over-taxing them, and if
you would promise you aren’t conspiring to get revenge on them for speaking up
about their concerns to you, that next year they are confident they would
recommend to me that you be placed on the nice list, like Alex is this year.
Remember,
Santa is always watching, and knows when you’ve been naughty or nice or when
you’ve been lying or being truthful and when you are respectful to your citizens
or when you are disrespecting them. So, try hard to be nicer this coming year
guys, so I can put you on my nice list!
And Alex,
congratulations for being on my nice list! You got candy this year for being good to the people. Keep up the good work Alex on being
transparent with the people and trying to keep their taxes low and protecting
their God given rights!
Love,
Santa
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