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Pickens SC 29671



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Thursday, May 16, 2013


Considering the attack on our faith made recently by atheist organizations, it's always good to remember to have a cheerful heart and a good sense of humor.

An atheist explorer who is in the deepest part of the Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,

"Oh God, I'm going to die."

A ray of light shines down from heaven and a voice booms out:

"No, you are NOT going to die. Pick up that stone at your feet and throw it at the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and throws it at the head of the chief.

The chief keels over and dies.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100's of natives with a look of shock on their faces … God's voice booms from the sky again ...

"NOW youʻre going to die."

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